When White T-Shirts ATTACK!!!!
Author: Christy
To give everyone a taste of the local news here in Jackson MS, this was the top story last night...
Apparently, there is some rap song out there about how cool it is to wear white tshirts (actually they are white undershirts but whatever) and how cool it is to not only wear them, but to shoot up the neighborhood in them.
When I first heard the song, many thoughts came to mind. First, why the white tshirts? I guess since they are a form of men's underwear, that is just the most comfortable thing to wear when you are shooting some one. It is very important to have unconstricting clothing, because after all, you need full range of movement!
Second, why would anyone in their right mind be inspired by this song? It is the most pointless song I have ever heard! I mean, come on,it is about white tee shirts! But when you are busy getting drunk, doing drugs, and killing each other, I imagine it hampers creativity. It's a hard life being a loser... These thoughts were amplified when I saw the video. I have never laughed harder in my entire life. It was nothing but a group of young men desperately trying to look cool as they bobbed up and down in their riduculous "white tees". There was of course the token girls that shook their ghetto booties around, also desperately trying to look cool.
Anyway, the news reported that apparently there is a highschool that has banned students from wearing the white tshirts because of what it represents, and also because they are indeed men's underwear. Students responded by wearing white tshirts and being sent home to change. Several were suspended for insubordination. Good job, Jackson Public School System. They have now forever labeled white tshirts as cool because they are now FORBIDDEN. Jackson, MS is now forever plauged by idiots bobbing around in their white Hanes....let's just hope they are tagless for their sakes.
To give everyone a taste of the local news here in Jackson MS, this was the top story last night...
Apparently, there is some rap song out there about how cool it is to wear white tshirts (actually they are white undershirts but whatever) and how cool it is to not only wear them, but to shoot up the neighborhood in them.
When I first heard the song, many thoughts came to mind. First, why the white tshirts? I guess since they are a form of men's underwear, that is just the most comfortable thing to wear when you are shooting some one. It is very important to have unconstricting clothing, because after all, you need full range of movement!
Second, why would anyone in their right mind be inspired by this song? It is the most pointless song I have ever heard! I mean, come on,it is about white tee shirts! But when you are busy getting drunk, doing drugs, and killing each other, I imagine it hampers creativity. It's a hard life being a loser... These thoughts were amplified when I saw the video. I have never laughed harder in my entire life. It was nothing but a group of young men desperately trying to look cool as they bobbed up and down in their riduculous "white tees". There was of course the token girls that shook their ghetto booties around, also desperately trying to look cool.
Anyway, the news reported that apparently there is a highschool that has banned students from wearing the white tshirts because of what it represents, and also because they are indeed men's underwear. Students responded by wearing white tshirts and being sent home to change. Several were suspended for insubordination. Good job, Jackson Public School System. They have now forever labeled white tshirts as cool because they are now FORBIDDEN. Jackson, MS is now forever plauged by idiots bobbing around in their white Hanes....let's just hope they are tagless for their sakes.
posted by Christy at 7:22 PM
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