Thursday, December 30, 2004

Don't Offend ..... The Rooster


2005 is the year of the Rooster, a green wooden rooster to be exact.
According to Russian website Auda
You should wear green in 2005 to attract money and love. (If I believed this and really thought it would attract money, I would invest in a brand new green wardrove, complete with green underwear) It is also supposed to be the year for youth (whatever that is supposed to mean) and a great year for scientific inventions, creative works and the emergence of new talent.

Family values will be big, as a matter of fact, rooster's are fertile birds so we will all have babies. :O. (don't panic if you are single, oh believers of the bird, this could also mean that 2005 is a great year to find THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE)

Now to the offending the bird part, if you eat meat on New Year's you will offend the bird. (what would happen I wonder if the great green wooden rooster becomes offended?) If you go to a night club on New Years Eve, rather than at home with family you will also offend the bird. (the bird is sounding like a vegetarian woman who is trying to get her wandering husband to stay home rather than go out with the boys. You should stay in your own country, toast your family, parents and children and say cock-a-doodle-do several times for luck.