You Might Have a Problem

You know you might have a drug problem when:
You are on probation for methamphetamine and domestic violence charges.
While on probation you:
1. You fail at least 5 drug tests, 3 of them in within a 3 day time period.
2. You get caught using your plastic penis and baggied pee not once but twice.
3. Your name is Tom Sizemore.